Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Hone's Return?

I'm pleased to see that "Honest" Hone Harawira managed to make it back into parliament by successfully managing to read through the Parliamentary oath of allegiance after a second attempt. 

If you are of a selective race and/or rely on the hard work of others, you will finally be able to look forward to the benefits of representation after Hone's brief respite.

A dear reader sent me in a shocking experience while he was driving home from work and stuck in a traffic jam on the Northern motorway yesterday. 

Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocked on his window.

He rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hone and Titiwhai Harawira.

They're asking for a million dollar ransom. If they don't get it they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About two litres."

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